Appointment of Baronial Translator
July 18th, 2020
Whereas it is known that Her Excellency, Baroness Maire of Illiton, is not shy about expressing Her opinion regarding sundry matters, speaks passionately on a wide variety of subjects, and continuously thinks great thinky thoughts . . .
And whereas it is also known that His Excellency, Baron John of Illiton, is often slow on the uptake, clueless in His attempts at comprehension, and apparently incapable of understanding His Lady’s most obvious instructions . . .
Therefore, to ensure the peace and tranquility of the barony, it seems prudent to appoint a BARONIAL TRANSLATOR to assist in inter-coronet communication.
Her Excellency, ODA-DONO, has been chosen to fill this important and delicate post. As some Illitonites are aware, Oda has been unofficially interpreting Baroness Maire’s words for Baron John over the past several years. Now, however, let all know that, here in the Barony of Illiton, the SILVER TONGUE of Oda-dono keeps chaos and dissension at bay.
So say We, Maire and John, Baroness and Baron of Illiton, in Our First Ethereal Court, on this eighteenth day of July, AS LV (55).